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Michael: There’s a wishing fountain at the mall. And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish: I wished for Jan to get over me; I wished for Phyllis a plasma tv; I wished for Pam to gain courage; I wished for Angela a heart; and for Kelly a brain.
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My heart belongs to music, but my ass belongs to these people.

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